how you doin?

[masokist]

i did this for freshman english a couple years ago. it was fun, and well . .easy, so enjoy ->

How You Doin??
A Poem of Pickup Lines

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or do I have to walk by again?
You look like the girl that’s heard every line in the book,
So what’s one more?
I’d use a cheesy pick-up line on you,
But you’re too smart
Didn’t we go to different schools together?
Kiss me if I'm wrong.
Hershey’s factories make millions of kisses each day,
I’m only asking for one.
By the way, I lost my number,
Can I have yours?
If I followed you home,
Would you keep me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put “U” and “I” together.
You look a little sad and gloomy,
You need a little vitamin ME.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only ten I see!
If you were a tear in my eye,
I would not cry for fear of losing you.
I said I would die single,
Because I thought I wouldn’t live long enough to find you.
Is there a rainbow?
You’re the treasure I’ve been searching for.
You’re the marshmallows in my lucky charms.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Yesterday I lost my teddy bear,
So can I cuddle with you instead?
If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses,
You would see 12 of the most beautiful things.
If you were a booger,
I’d pick you first.
Be unique, be different, say yes.

[ilovecoheed]

lol nicely done :P

[Heavens-Exile]

HA! wats sad is some of those have worked for me.

[Dick]

i would end it by "suck my dick , bitch! " :lol: haha goo job

[masokist]

Originally posted by Heavens-Exile@14 Hours Ago
HA!* wats sad is some of those have worked for me.

[snapback]144705[/snapback]

haha, thats awesome

they are not bad, im not gonna lie. specially if you already have a girl, then they just find it cute. at least when i do it :P

[Dale]

Heh yup. Nice one. Some of them are cute.. or you could make em laugh and be cute ^.^ like the falling fcrom heaven one lol =)