post all the funny pick up lines you know here.
-(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

-Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

-I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

-Are those real?

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

-I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

-Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

-Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

-My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

-My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

-I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

-I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you lost? Because heaven said they were missing an angel.

I love you like a fat boy loves cake

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Be unique and different, say yes.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!