Pick up lines

[Wolverine]

post all the funny pick up lines you know here.
-(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

-Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

-I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

-Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

-Are those real?

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

-I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

-Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

-Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

-My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

-My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

-I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

-I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you lost? Because heaven said they were missing an angel.

I love you like a fat boy loves cake

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Be unique and different, say yes.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

[Roy]

Let's get some barbeque and get busy.

But this one: "I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet." That made me laugh out loud.

Nice ones man.

[Chemical]

is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants

i love you, i love every bone in your body... especially mine

i love your face, i love your eyes... man i'm good at telling lies

[Deadloader]

My pick up lines

- I'll be honest i came for sex with a cheap whore, do me the honours...

- My dick is sore, can you rub it better?

- Here's a dollar call your pyschiatrist and tell him to stop fucking you...

- SUCK MY DICK!

- I was looking for bed and breakfast but i thought i'd go out every nice for a cheap stand so i can have a bed for the night...

- I've got a snake in my pants waiting to meet you *pulls out snake* ... it bit my dick today and now i'm hard for life ..

- My girlfriend dumped me and told me to find a whore ... you available now?

[PenguinElitist]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[robgasm]

Originally posted by deadloader@20 Hours Ago
My pick up lines

- I'll be honest i came for sex with a cheap whore, do me the honours...

- My dick is sore, can you rub it better?

- Here's a dollar call your pyschiatrist and tell him to stop fucking you...

- SUCK MY DICK!

- I was looking for bed and breakfast but i thought i'd go out every nice for a cheap stand so i can have a bed for the night...

- I've got a snake in my pants waiting to meet you *pulls out snake* ... it bit my dick today and now i'm hard for life ..

- My girlfriend dumped me and told me to find a whore ... you available now?

[snapback]132826[/snapback]

thats a good one

[weasel]

\"I\'m hiding a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.\"

[carrotderek]

Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!!! OHH!!!

I have herpes, want to feel the burn!??

[Wolverine]

hehehe love the herpes one


some more i found

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

[Ryzee]

nice socks... wanna screw?