Communism/Fascism

[Mr. Kenny]

The dog, red, symbolizes Communism. (Communist dogs, get it?)
Hitler has a big chin by the way. 'Cuz I said so. Deal.
Also, the lines on the left are just from my Mom's scanner being suck-tastic.

[Shamino]

Have fun firing a gun that doesn't have a hammer to ignite the gun powder to shoot the Commy Dog.

[Mr. Kenny]

Yeah well.
Nit picking huh?
It's a cartoon man! Bah.

[Shamino]

Its the first thing I noticed- being a Militarist and all. Not to mention the chain looks like it was stolen from a bath tub. The character is neat, but the Dog should probably be a big fucking wolf.

A Big. Fucking. Wolf.

[Mr. Kenny]

Nope, it's a weak little puppy.
Which doesn't vouch too well for us fascists putting a gun to it's ass, but too bad!

[Shamino]

Metaphorically speaking that Dog should actualy be a Bear, burying a 70 year old corpse.

And then that Bear is injected with a sedative by Brother Captain Celeste, and NOD reigns supreme.

[Mr. Kenny]

Well if NOD comes into play....
Speaking of which, I am NOT GDI!!!!
They like, suck!
Can't I be Brother Why Bother?
Pretty please? It's the name of the CD Gil made for my birthday.
<3

[Shamino]

Douglas. Think about this. Metaphorically speaking, you are ideally GDI. Your governmental, personal, and pretty much ALL of your hobbies and activities are very anti-NOD. If you can explain to me why you deserve a rank in the Brotherhood, it will be brought upon at the next meeting.

One Vision. One Purpose.

[Mr. Kenny]

I wish for the betterment of all you do.
Plus I happen to be sleeping with someone under your employ.

[Shamino]

Fuck you. Don&#39;t be telling me the obvious about my subordinant and my sister.