Fortnightly Rant

[Dale]

I find it easier to write more when i'm at my dad's house , i don't know why it might be infected with pixies or something . GUESS WHAT

I had ... 5 bottles of lucozade today. I was shaking with energy, it was great, i stood still and started shaking. I was playing football really well also, gah it's been snowing for the last 4 days. but kinda wet snow, i think i'll go PWN it tomorrow, i can't skate in the snow ya know. Well it's not even settling, it's kinda just making the ground wet which is really annoying. Lucky jerner and oldeback with their decent snow. I think i may have to go to Sweden, now.
Who will buy me a .. jetskii ticket though?
I want a jetskii, i might ask santa for one, i can pimp it out , make it all shiny and go rundown the elderly with it. Anyone care to join? You can have a purple one but it won't be as shiny.
Woo this laptop has a new keyboard now, it's all smooth and kinda clicky. Woo. Go laptop.
Go laptop.
Get laptop.
No i don't want to get a laptop.
I think . Someone is listening to music through their new headphones, they're lush, reduced Sony ones, gold input etc etc. Arctic monkeys sound like sexy hyenas ^_^

mmmmm chicken. mmmm i'm gonna have homemade lamb burgers in a min. I MADE FOOD THE OTHER DAY -> YESH. In school, we had to make fiber rich foods. SO I MADE FAIRY CAKES PWNZOR UPZOR MEZOR.
THey were lush, i put 3x the amount of sugar in. XD
I think that, table legs are not the source of all radishes. Don't ya agree? Although they do often spawn radishes, they are far more likely to spawn bisnitches. Which must be taken care of immediately.
You see, i was once a bisnitch exterminator so i know all about them, they are attracted by the scent of 3 day old homous and orange juice. A slight hint of leather will also increase the thingehness of them. I was on my way to work one day, when BOMB OMB BOM The arctic monkeys rock.
They're distracting me from my rant.
I shall have to end here, gah, .

I had my emo fringe cut off the other day, now i have a kinda half messed up flickey thing to the sideness. It's much better Fair enough with the fringe.. BUT What's with girls trousers and dressing like a pufter? Eh... Also started skateboarding 2-3 weeks ago. Got my rail out in my garden earlier and had a go on it. Bleugh. i can get on and off of it at low speeds.. but i find it hard to boardslide a square rail (( kinda slips out from underneath you very easily ))

Bounce bounce bounce the chair's going up and down. 20 /


Sorry i cut this one short but mr burns isn't handing bart money so homer won't do it. Also dinner is ready and muzak is ruining my thoughtyness.

Blackawickaflocka shipa.

I shall continue later.

[dragoneye]

yay

Theres pretty good snow in finland too :P

[Deadloader]

you sir, are a fish...

[carrotderek]

Wow I totally understand! Arctic Monkeys kick so much asss, orforlfkroflroflrolforlforfro flovem'

Like like, i was like at Broken City club on wed night and it was like zomgozmgozgm saw local bands and then they played like indie rockkckckck and it was saweet cause they played Arctic Monkeys and Metric and LCD SoundSystem so I was like, this is so good I wanna throw up!! Which I did cause I drank too much and all that jazzzj forflroflroflrfrlflrlflrforlfrofrlforlforlforflr DANCE MOTHERCUCKER

Arsene&#39;s Arsenal Wenger forflrof. Can&#39;t wait till World CUP&#33;&#33;&#33; ITALY FOR THE WIN. Ya Italy going to win it with Luca Toni&#33;&#33;&#33; <-- FIORENTINA, and Totti and Buffon and Gilardino and Alex and wicked sick Cannavaro and defense corps>>>>. YAYAYAYAYAYAYA USA = OWN GOALS FOR THE WHOLE 90 MINS.

My buddie loves Eng-er-land, so we&#39;re going to watch every game with our faces painted and if they lose we&#39;ll go on a RIOT&#33;&#33; OROFORLFOLR I&#39;m going to take lawn chairs light them on fire and toss them through windows, if we run out, we&#39;ll go to IKEA and get more. Cause liek Sven from Sveeedennn

Wouldn&#39;t it be cool if Sweden&#39;s sponsors were IKEA? D00d I mean the colors wouldnt be the different either froflrofrlforf DAT GUD JAA?????

[Deadloader]

haha shurai you have to video-tape for me HAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol: