Chain reaction

[Virulent]

Ok.... well i was reading this thread cant remember which one and all of a sudden people start to write stuff like *i steal it from you and run away* and people starts to own each other like that sp i thought of making a thread with the same idea of chain reaction just to see how far ur imagination takes you lol. (i hope this is the right forum lol)

So this is how it all starts.... i am walking on the sidwalk and see something shiny on the road. i pick it up and see what it is... it has the shape of a dimond whose picture i saw in the newspaper today and read about it. it claimed that the worlds most precious dimond was lost yesterday from a museum (this is not true in real life :P, just for the sake of this thread lol) as i get up somebody walks past me and sees the dimond in my hand. i get a wicked idea of taking it and running away before somebody else tries to get it.

Ok now the story stops here for further details lol. so here is goes. The next person would be the person who walks by me and sees the dimond so here is how you can start :

*hits Virulent on the head with a baseball bat and takes the dimond and runs away*

you dont have to write the exact thing down but something similar to it. you have to write something like this for the person who posted befre you. do u get me? ok so lets start shall we? i will go first:

*looks up, looks at the guy, hides the dimond in his underwear and starts running like crazy*..............




Edit: sorry i spelled "what" wrong in the topic description rofl.

[Deadloader]

so i walk to my dealer and i'm like all " 'sup nigga', you see that crazy shit mother fucker.. all like jerkin' off an runnin' like crazy an shit" so i get my oz and pay him like £120

[Virulent]

walks into a bar and orders a drink. deadloader's dealer sits next to me. i find something suspicios about him and goes away from there. exists the bar and starts to walk up the sidewalk. the dealer starts to follow me.. i start walking faster and faster and he keeps stalking me so i turn around and use my taser gun and tase him and start to run again.

[Deadloader]

the dealer gets shocked and then a kangaroo comes and eat some bacon.. so he flys to australia and the stewardess gives him alcohol but she shouldn't because it's naughty ^___^

[carrotderek]

I'm the stewardess but I'm an undercover PI. This kangaroo looks like the kangaroo I am looking for, his black pinstripe suit is reminiscent of the ol' gangster days the white lines running down his body echoes the blood about to be running down my legs as I menstruate.

I give him alcohol that has Laxatives in it, I think that suspicious man with a taser has the hots for me... he's like 70 years old, its sickening..

[Deadloader]

omg i've got a boner the size of the eifel tower!! man that stewardess is soo hawt.. i sure hopes she likes my prune looking balls all over her..

[Virulent]

i get the stewardess drunk and i fuck the stewardess before deadloader does :P VIRULENT FTW!!!! HAHAHAH!!! OWNED!!!

[Deadloader]

pssst you do realize i was pretending to be the old man.. and not actually me...

[Virulent]

*whispers* yes, i was drunk when i fucked her lol. so techincally it wasnt me who fucked her... it was some drunk dude. lol.

[carrotderek]

The stewardess was actually a guy...