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Random jokes
Alright so uhh i dunno if this thread has been made before but I'm going to make it anyways.
Basically juts post some random jokes in here. They can be racist, blonde jokes anything.
THIS SI NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE IF YOUGET OFFENDED BY A COUPLE JOKES THEN LEAVE THIS NOW!
I'll start.
What's a blonde with pig-tails? A blow job with handles.
My DevART
RATCHET is my bitch
Andrew says:
u ever stolen a bible?
Apathy says:
no
used the last two pages to roll a joint though
Andrew says:
wow
thats fucking hard core
^^HAHAHA, dm sucks XD
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 Originally Posted by paparoksguitar
What's a blonde with pig-tails? A blow job with handles.
that's lame... here's a better one.
CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.
http://www.adobe.com/misc//trade.html#photoshop
Last edited by Jeff; 07-28-2007 at 03:49 PM.
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A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."
The doctor says, "that's impossible."
"No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts." she replies.
The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."
Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.
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What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom
sorry guys... but hey.. laffter is teh best medicine
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Blonde walks into a bar... ouch.
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Your mama is so fat... Jabba the Hutt said, "DAAAAAAMN!"
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