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    Default Random jokes

    Alright so uhh i dunno if this thread has been made before but I'm going to make it anyways.

    Basically juts post some random jokes in here. They can be racist, blonde jokes anything.

    THIS SI NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE IF YOUGET OFFENDED BY A COUPLE JOKES THEN LEAVE THIS NOW!

    I'll start.

    What's a blonde with pig-tails? A blow job with handles.


    My DevART
    RATCHET is my bitch
    Andrew says:
    u ever stolen a bible?
    Apathy says:
    no
    used the last two pages to roll a joint though
    Andrew says:
    wow
    thats fucking hard core
    ^^HAHAHA, dm sucks XD


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    Quote Originally Posted by paparoksguitar View Post
    What's a blonde with pig-tails? A blow job with handles.
    that's lame... here's a better one.

    CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.

    INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.

    http://www.adobe.com/misc//trade.html#photoshop
    Last edited by Jeff; 07-28-2007 at 03:49 PM.

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    A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."
    The doctor says, "that's impossible."
    "No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts." she replies.
    The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
    The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"
    The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."
    Disks are always full. It is futile to try to get more disk space. Data expands to fill any void.

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    What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
    A baby chewing on razor blades.

    What is green and sits in a corner?
    The same baby, six weeks later.

    What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
    With a condom

    sorry guys... but hey.. laffter is teh best medicine


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    You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
    Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

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    Blonde walks into a bar... ouch.


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    Your mama is so fat... Jabba the Hutt said, "DAAAAAAMN!"
    Grim Reaper!

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