IRC quotes top 100 (also to 200)

[mindfields]

http://bash.org/?top

http://bash.org/?top2


top 100 and top 101-200


lmfao this is awesome! :lol:

[myst]

The best:
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******&#39;s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

[Metal]

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

ROFL

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they&#39;d be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I&#39;m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

LMAO

<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where&#39;s the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

:lol:

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s&#39;mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor&#39;s house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don&#39;t."
<SpaceRain> That&#39;s only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

LMFAO That&#39;s awesome !

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.* There&#39;s a dude next to me and he&#39;s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.* Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

#4848 +(5858)- [X]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother&#39;s window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

#77904 +(5790)- [X]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

[`Kakashi]

d00d these r awsome

[Lumix]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%



:lol:

[Kusajika Yachiru]

hahahaha that was some awesome stuff =P

[BustA]

saw em posted on tracker, halarious shit

[Kyoushima]

omg these are sooo hilarious :lol:

[kompakt]

yup, seen these ages ago, these are hilarious!

[prodigy]

Jesus saves

Passes to moses.. SCOOORE!!

my god i love this one. it&#39;s great ^^