Here's this awesome story

[Spluff]

like zomg, i went to a club and got with these 5 girls, but when i came out of the club with them on me, their boyfriends were all there, so i ninja-kicked them all in the face and killed them.

the end.

[Sobek]

j00b. ill ninja kick you in the face.

[mindfields]

I'll give you a roundhouse kick in the face like chuck norris lyke OMFG!

[BustA]

lol spluff u posted that in nicks g-book like a year ago

[doh85]

errrr MATE!!