Chuck Norris facts

[van]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ - read

examples: When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice

[Kyoushima]

dude... thats just... weird O.o but some of them are quite funny lol

[mindfields]

old but very funny :P now..let me give you a roundhouse kick in the face for posting this :P

[Chaotic]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

lol...one of my favs.

yea old but still funny

[static06]

i read all of these last month. old but hilarious!

<3 chuck norris

i like the ak47 one.

Chuck norris once played russian roulette with an AK47. And won.

haha

[Sobek]

Lmfao. They&#39;re hilarious. But yeah, old. :P

[JMX]

lol funny,

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds &#39;til." After you ask, "Two seconds &#39;til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[van]

sry, didn&#39;t knew it was old i found it only few days ago

[mindfields]

This one is also good

Chuch norris once sold his soul to the devil to get impossible fighting skills. After that he roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and stole his soul back..the devil should have seen it coming he said

[Lumix]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


lol