Chuck Norris

[Xobile]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

i know the guy who made that site

share your favorites!

my favorite:
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

[SIIIIDRA]

no, not funny

[starholdest]

Chuck Norris is overrated now. Even though my favorite is "Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on at night, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris" Lol, that one made me laugh, I don't know if that's exactly it though.