Something funny that happened the other day. Keep in mind that my Friend was already agitated, which makes this even funnier.
Friend (driving): Ok, so where do I go after this turn?
Me: You make a left at the next corner.
Friend: After that?
Me: Straight ahead. Watch out for the buttfor!
(Friend ignores me)
Me: Watch out for the buttfor!
(Ignores me again, getting more aggrivated)
(Other friend starts being annoying)
Me: Dude, watch out for the buttfor!
Friend: What the hell is a buttfor?!?!
Me: For pooping, of course.
We couldn't stop laughing after this.