Some poetry for you

[Dark Method]

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.



A MAN'S POEM:



I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[Apathy]

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Rofl. Every mans dream women

[excellence]

lmfao!

[-MM.Kritez]

bahahahahah, love it

[schultz]

nice! hahaah!

[Shadow379]

LMAO

[Fur]

You forgot a nice arse.

[Chris]

Fur, you live in Charlotte NC, you do not say arse. LOL *smack*

[Fur]

lol sorry ASS!*

[shiv96]

AHAHAHAAHA
Classic...