Chuck Norris...

[Agato]

˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

I had to copy and past that since I can't type upside down lol

here you can type your funniest chuck norris jokes that you heard or made up.

[LightningK]

I heard chuck norris have a third dick under his bear.

I want to be like Chuck Norris. Walk on water, swim on land.

Suck my dick and call me Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

[cc.RadillacVIII]

Chuck Norris is actually the caus of ghosts, killing souls faster than death can posses them.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick through the fax.

[Agato]

Chuck norris took a doo dee and named it Mr.T
(couldn't swear since theres kids in the forum.)

[Apathy]

Chuck Norris jokes were so 2005. :|

Ha, these are a few I remember though:

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never crys.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[schultz]

Chuck Norris..... was here.

[LightningK]

There's no real proof of how Hitler died.
I said Chuck Norris gave him the SIT DOWN look and he died.

[shiv96]

Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling BANG