Paddy the fool who was wed with a man had decided do end his own life,
he had suspended a noose,
from a beam in his roof,
and had written a letter to his wife.
Through the letter he stabbed a rusty old knife not of steel but of battered old lead.
in the letter he wrote:
"You look like a goat!
You cant beat me cause i'm already dead!"
So there Paddy stood on a old broken stool with the noose already around his head,
but what he was prepared to see,
when he counted to three,
wasn't the devil but his wife instead.
So there we find the desperate Paddy who was prepared to enter hell,
insted he got,
a beating with a pot,
and will probably never again be well.
Cheese!
Weird... inspiration does sometimes come on demand...
08-20-2005, 04:08 PM
Runch
LOL that is great...me likes lots and lots
08-21-2005, 02:05 AM
Deadloader
I love your limmericks :lol: very hilarious even more so that you made them yourself :lol:
