Who are these strange fat men and why are they eating my french fries and drawer full of free hotel peppermints?
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Who are these strange fat men and why are they eating my french fries and drawer full of free hotel peppermints?
3 words.
Double U.
Tee.
Eff.
couldn't have said it better myself lolQuote:
Originally posted by Duct Tape Man@54 Minutes Ago
3 words.
Double U.
Tee.
Eff.
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BECAUSE THEY RAN OUT OF PEACH JUICE!!!
OH.....
Thank you for clearing that up.
Are you a secret agent for these strange fat men?
I used to be...
I know their secret plan
they're collecting mint candies to try and build a weapon of mass destruction to launch mints at the US so that they can have free candy whenever they walk outside. But the twist is, they're not mints, theyre RITALIN TABLETS!!!
And their stealing the french fries so that they can put together a massive jet fighter to bomb the middle of the ocean and see what happens, because two midgets had a bet of $3000 that it would cause a massive tidal wave that would destroy the earth.
EDIT: ...shit. now the athouritative fat men are after me for revealing their secret.
I want some peppermints... :(
Peppermints.
Are.
Delightful.
Do you want a mint tonight?
Do you want to feel alright?
Then have some PEPPERMINT DELIGHT!!! *ding*!
Sorry Shurai, but the Strange Fat Men dislike rhymes and happiness, so you'd better hide your chocolate chair before they come drink all of the mustard in your refrigerator.