Deadloader: Help me ...

My helpdesk...

.... if you got problems like swallowing your socks, don't hesitate to ask ... i got eggs on my head... waaahhhhh!!! :(

I stepped in something wet..

EAT MY PUDDING!!!!
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I LIKE PUDDING

DON'T RIP MY UBER 1337 WORK N00BS!

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this ain't spam!!!

ask me advice i give you good advices... don't use my topic to spamm your way into a sandwich :o

Well SORRY. <_<

I have to pee really bad, but I don&#39;t want to get up, and I don&#39;t have a Catheter, or a bucket, or a bowl...What do I do?

Eat salmon and poop for 3 days straight .. should help you with those clows... yes clows .... :mellow:

I feel a fart coming but I really need to crap and the washroom is too far away. What should I do?

i have 3 golf balls ..what fish should i buy ??