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Well Crofty found it :lol:
http://www.crazylaws.com/
Here are some of my faves through scrolling through quickly...
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
• Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
They all so good haha
• Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
• It's against the law to sing off key.
No man may sleep ontop of a refrigerator
It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on a Sunday.
Haha there's so many they're awesome
-Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
-It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
-The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
-You will be fined if you do not own a boat.
-Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
-It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
-You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
-It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
-It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears.
-The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
• Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
• Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
• Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear;
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street
• Santa Monica: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor
Hehehe
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver.
Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.
It is illegal to catch bullfrogs in a tomato patch.
In the UK:
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police
All land must be left to the eldest son.
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Rofl
Those are hilarious...too lazy to read them all tho
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
Traffic police are required to report all bribes that they receive from motorists.
All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM.
Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a city street.
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.Dirt may not be swept from one?s house into the street.
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
Dancing is strictly prohibited.
All electronic games are banned.
No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.
No more than two people may share a single drink.
LOLQuote:
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Where's the law against electing a former coke addict president?
