RHymes?

Hahah this one is to take the piss out of our own town.. for the slightly more pikey / farmer / wiltshire sounding people.

*farmer accent*

I can't read, and i can't write
BUt that don't really matter

Cause i come down from swindon town
and i can drive my tratterr!

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Or you can have the last paragraph as

Cause i got a sheep and i got a cow,
and i can drive my tratter ;)

FUckin' noobs 'aint replying and tinhg :(

orange

Silver, Purple

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antidisastablishmentarianism

Wtf is a tratter? a tractor?
lol



pink with white spots

I lurved it, you get a spoon of salt.

hahah yeah it's phonetics like he said.. do it in a yorkshire accent or something like it.. roflrofl the fast show "this wee'k i've b'in mostly eatin' ...'orse"

I'm still trying to figure out how to say ROFL in an English accent froflrofrlforlf