Roll

Shit i had a few mates round getting pissed with a few litres of vodka, and i rolled downstairs, you know as you do, i did that.

And then the door opened and my parents where there haahahahaha

Thank god they were pissed themselves lmao

How do i explain that tomorrow?

Someone left an unconveniently placed dog on the stairs, you tripped over it. And e voila your fine.

Hmm but having a dog in the place = worse than being pissed lmao

Girl got paraletic yesterday. Everyone was out... yeh she had to go to hospital... haha her brother came down the park and he was like yeh i gotta go bail out my sister she's fucked. and we were walkin with him to where she was staying. and we found one of her shoes after like 2 mins of walking. and like another shoe a bit further along the road... then saw the ambulance.... sketchy.haha

oh my last night was ace hahaha
I knocked 2 pints of vodka over :Z dont know how i managed that