The Wish Game

here's how it goes.

one person wishes for something they want. the next person then grants that wish, and then states a consequence. example:

"person A: i wish i was rich and famous."
"person B: wish granted, but now you're hooked on crack and on the dole. i wish i had a trillion dollars."
"person C: wish granted. ten seconds later, a trillion dollars in coin falls out of your ceiling and crushes you. i wish for.."

i wish i had a tricycle.

Wish granted, but there are no breaks D:

I wish I died.

Mwuaahaha

wish granted. you spend an eternity in the fiery depths of hell, which is much like sitting through a Cher concert.

i wish i had some new speakers.

Wish ganted. The volume is stuck on 400dB, your eardrums just popped.

I wish you were dead.

Wish granted. I die, and am resurrected as a king on a tropical island full of naked women between the ages of 16 and 19 and a half.
I wish i was a lumberjack

You become the lumbjerjack from monty python, destined for a future of crossdresssing.

I wish there were no wishes.

wish granted, but not really because you wish there were no wishes so therefore your wish was not granted, and granted.

I wish I had a nicer computer.

wish granted; you become obsessed with your new shiny computer and never go outside again, because you are scared of the sun.

i wish i had some pie

wish granted, the pie eats you..

I wish pirates would butt rape my teacher

wish granted, but their need for anal sex isn't satisfied and they rape you next.

I wish I wasn't at school.