Most Ridiculous Thing You Heard from a Customer

What is the most Ridiculous Thing You Heard from a Customer?

I was working at a pizza place when I was 16. A customer came in, and asked if the pizza sauce had tomatoes in it.

Are... you kidding me?

Wow, that customer must have been a little touched in the head.

I have not heard anything ridiculous yet, because I'm not old enough to work. I can't wait, however to see how stupid some people are.

awhile ago i was working at a grocery store bagging grocerys, and this lady is watching me bag her grocery's. After im done shes like i want those all redone in paper. she had like 2 carts worth of grocerys already in plastic. X_X

That pizza thing is really funny lol... As I am to young to work too...

Costumer: "May I have a cheesburger with chees, please?"

ive heard nearly the same thing.

customer "may i have a cheeseburger without cheese"

its like wtf?

i worked in a ONE story hotel that was horse shoe shaped a guest came to me and asked that i not put her next to the elevator.

i wantedto smack her.. we were a one story hotel....

Its amasing how stupid people can be sometimes.

But i bet we all do it ... all the time , hehe i'm probably doing something stupid lright now, like chwing on a loose cable from my electronic mousemat. But hey i'm fine ;) Lol if only you could hit people when they do stuff like that ....

I'm too young to work, but my friend asked my dad, "Can I have some ice cream with my cake, without the ice?"

O_o?