Random jokes

Alright so uhh i dunno if this thread has been made before but I'm going to make it anyways.

Basically juts post some random jokes in here. They can be racist, blonde jokes anything.

THIS SI NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE IF YOUGET OFFENDED BY A COUPLE JOKES THEN LEAVE THIS NOW!

I'll start.

What's a blonde with pig-tails? A blow job with handles.

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Originally Posted by paparoksguitar

What's a blonde with pig-tails? A blow job with handles.

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that's lame... here's a better one.

CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.

INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.

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A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."
The doctor says, "that's impossible."
"No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts." she replies.
The doctor just shakes his head and says, "You're a natural blonde, aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom

sorry guys... but hey.. laffter is teh best medicine

Blonde walks into a bar... ouch.

Your mama is so fat... Jabba the Hutt said, "DAAAAAAMN!"