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An old man was sitting on a bench in the park.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man
was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter
old timer.
Never done anything wild in your life? "
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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lmao, was expecting it to be awful, so it prolly seemed better than it is :P
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What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on crackers :huh: .
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lol thats some funky joke
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ha, never heard that before...
i love a good joke now and then. :)
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AHAHAHA, thats great, omg :D