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i dont know if this has been done but i need some mom jokes lol...here some of mine that i made up and some got off of sites
yo mommas so fat, when she sits on a chair she falls off both sides
yo mommas so stupid that she tried to steal a free sample
yo mommas so fat, that when she went bungee jumping she went strait to hell
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Here is mine...
"your momma is so fat" ... bwahhaha I can't fail there :D
lol ur momma so ugly she could only be ur momma!
ur momma so ugly that she went into a haunted house and came out wit a job app
ur moomma so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
What'd you just boy, you better not be talking about my mom.
I'll go old school on your ass... Btw did you made those up or did you find e'm?
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
yo momma's so ugly,i looked up ugly in the dictionary and it had a picture of here.
yo momma's so ugly,she makes onions cry
yo momma's so stupid,she got knifed in a shootout
yo momma's so stupid,she put the phone in her ass and thought she was making a booty call
yo momma's so ugly,when she auditioned for star wars,they said "thanks for bringing a home made costume"
yo momma's so stupid,she was going to the airport,and saw a sign that said "airport-left" and she turned around and went home because she thought the airport left.
your momma so fat she tried to commit suicide by jumping down the grand canyon, AND GOT STUCK.
wtf why did my post get deleted?
ur momma they have to get butter to get her out of the toilet.
Your mommas so fast she saw a bus full of white people and said, stop that twinkie
your mommas so fat she has her own area code
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE ZOO PEOPLE RIDE HER!@
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE ZOO, PEOPEL FEED HER
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