You got a teacher who is damn seriously fierce. One day, you didnt bring your assignment folder she told you 53 times to do so. and this is your 4th time you have not brought it. What are you going to tell her?
1. My pet dog ate it up
2. I tore it while sleepwalking
3. My sis thought it was Oreo and ate it
4. I brought my sister's teddy's bag to school
5. I thought the folder was toilet paper and decided to use it
6. I saw avril lavigne and got her to sign in the parents signature collumn
7. My father thought it was his resume and brought it to work
8. My little bro thought it was his homework and did it.
9. I dropped it into my cookie dough before putting it into the oven. Do you want some?
10. The school administrator's eagle ate it. I managed to catch some of its waste. Put it on your table, dont wory
11. Others:_________________________________(preferred answer) (give your own, duh)
--and strictly no I FORGOT TO BRING IT--