This is a song a mate of mine made dissin the rival town's (Courthill) gang.
I thought id post it for you lotz amusement.
Because A. The voices are speeded up and B. The accent is Glaswegian, I have written down the lyrics to the song below.
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This ones for the mullguy boys, **** your courthill
This ones for the mullguy boys, YMD number one (YMD is our townz gang, Young Mull Derry (Derry means a protestant militia, but for us it basically means that theyr glasgow rangers football club supporters as apposed to the catholic team - celtic )
**** your courthill, Young mullguy derry on ****ing top
Haha Jack, Phee's been shagging your bird (girl) for months now
Jeff, heard you couldnae get it up, couldnae get it up (couldnt get a boner)Tam Kerr i'm gunna hit you with sunglass(i think lol)
Nicole you got hit over the head with a tinny (a pint can of beer)
**** your courthill
Johnny Mckechnie you shagged a black prostitute
Derry Boys
Gillespie you got done in offa 15 yearold **** sake!
Goldie just heard your a scheme-hopper (someone who jumps from gang to gang, basically as lame as you can get - a backstabber)
Fred your mums been round the block more times than an icecream van.
Derry boys!
**** your courthill
Young Mullguy Derry on ****ing top
Dames wip away and get a lass **** sake (go away and get a girlfriend)
This ones for the mullguy boys
Aldo T (Alan T)
Craig MacPherson
Barry Templeton
Kevin Long
Gordie K
Jordan Greer
Tony dunn
Robo (nickname)
Kevin Wildish
Kiffer (nickname)
Leo G
Greg Roger
Alan Murray
Jamie Duncan
Justin Melville
Mark young
Sean Mc
Paddy Carry (nickname)
Raymond Carr
All the old yins (older boyz)
Andy Long
Mark Dunn
Wee John
Ben Macolmbe
Jamie Scott
Stalker (last name)
Biggie (nickname)
Heehaw (nickname)
Ja (nickname)
Dodger (nickname)
YMD number one
**** **** **** your courthill
Bunch of junky bastards
Young mull on ****ing top
(backing track)
YMD number one
**** yer Courthill Young Team
Derry Boys!