Corrupt a wish (game)

this game goes like this:

a user says one of his/her wishes and corrupts the wish from the user above him at the same time.

example: A: I wish I could fly.
B: But you could never stand on the ground again...

I wish I'm immortal:p

but then i'd never be me again:D

i wish i was yamino:D

corrupted: then you feel true pain forever
and there's only 1 yamino, thank goodness:p

I wish for world domination nyahahaha

Granted, but with nothing left to dominate you have no purpose anymore and kill yourself.



I wish for omniscience.

granted: you won't know about it's existence

I wish for infinite food without getting fat

Granted, but all the food you'll ever eat will taste like chalk.

I wish I could read minds.

granted you won't remember other's thoughts

I wish I could do a crime without getting in jail