10 things to do in a public bathroom

Had to share this...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

Haha that cantaloupe one is EPIC! :D
I also love the "Best Things to do in an Elevator"
A few of them:
1. When someone is about to get in, close the door quickly and shout "Don't worry!!! It comes back!!!!"
2. Hit all the buttons.
3. Set up a desk and a chair, when someone comes in, ask them if they have an appointment.

10 is soo funny.

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Originally Posted by Ptka

3. Set up a desk and a chair, when someone comes in, ask them if they have an appointment.

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I'm going to do that one day.

AHAHHAHAH LOL THATS REALLY FUNNY!

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Originally Posted by Ptka

3. Set up a desk and a chair, when someone comes in, ask them if they have an appointment.

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I sorta did that. I was at a place with 13 stories, so I set up a chair in the opposite corner from the button panel, and had a clip board with a bunch of check boxes on a piece of paper.

Randomly I would start checking off a box, putting an X through it, or writing down some notes. And randomly making condemning noises and watched the passengers get nervous. I was asked to leave after 20mins by a staff member who was told what I was doing.

Should see what me and my friend get up to some days at the mall...

Hahah Pet, that's a good one. :D