Hello, my name is [blank] and I'm an alchoholic.

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Welcome! if you have any questions just ask!

Beer? Vodka? wine?
Everything is welcome :D

This aint the rehab man, try a little further down the street ^u^

Welcome to the void alcoholic gy!be.

welcome to the void bud

Welcome to the Void. If you need any help, just ask! :)

Another drunk. You'll fit right in. ;)

Welcome aboard.