GrandSon asks his grandma : Grany did U see pills with text "LSD" on them somewhere here? Grandma: Fu*k the pills, U should see the Dragons in kittchen :D
Blonde try's pass driving test. instructor: Please tell me, how's the engen is working? Blonde: can i tell with my words? instructor:sure Blonde: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!!!
Parents pushing theyr son to school, but he is screaming and trying get away Son: 12 YEARS? WHY?
Wife asking her husband: Wife: Can You pass me hanny,My hunny? and again Wife: Can you give me Sugar, My Sugar? Husband gets mad Husband: Can You give me that Stake, PIG!?
