Little Johnny:

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her

grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because

there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and

correctly, can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good,

I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before

Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher

said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered

first.

The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could

open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said,

"That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.

Mary answered first.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for

you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy".

The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING

MAD. Nancy answered first.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these

bitches would keep their mouths shut".

The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"