Corrput-A-Wish Thread

This is a really fun game. This is how you play.

Example:

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I wish that my feet didn't hurt.


(Next post)


Granted, but now your head hurts.

I wish I had an Xbox 360

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So basically, grant the posts wish above you then corrupt. then make your wish. So have fun.

My wish : I wish to have PS3.

Granted, but it haz no games, har har.


I wish I was a viking.

granted, but now you're damned to die from frostbite to your privates

i wish i had a non-crayola package of nice watercolors to paint wif...

Granted, but you have no water.

I wish that my wish came true.

Granted...but your wish has been turned into a giant monster that likes the taste of blood

I wish I wasnt broke

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Originally Posted by shiv96

Granted...but your wish has been turned into a giant monster that likes the taste of blood

I wish I wasnt broke

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Granted but you become broke the next week later.

I wish for Windows 7.

Granted but you have a pirated Chinese copy that only types "I'm a Gay Bastard"

I wish i had chocolate cake.

granted, but thats the only thing you can eat for the rest of your life (haha fatty)

i wish i had no homework ever again

Granted, but you have to type a million page essay first.

I wish that the next person posted had their wish come true.

granted, but my wish was that you were dead cause you made me type an essay. fuck you.

i wish life was like naruto <3