MSN Convo with Justin Beiber

Takken says (7:25 PM):
*wuts good?
Pete says (7:25 PM):
*cold beer?
Takken says (7:25 PM):
*D:
*can I have?
Pete says (7:26 PM):
*shaved muff?
*no
Takken says (7:26 PM):
*D:
Pete says (7:26 PM):
*and no
Takken says (7:26 PM):
*you shave!? and you always say no
*damn you
*just wait
*im turning 17 next month
*:)
*one more year
*til 18
Pete says (7:26 PM):
*u mean 9
Takken says (7:26 PM):
*and htne
*FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
*as i was saying, one more year before I turn 18
*and I can drink cold beer!
*epic
Pete says (7:27 PM):
*half one maybe
Takken says (7:27 PM):
*it never ends...
Pete says (7:27 PM):
*then ur acting all weird ass and shit
Takken says (7:27 PM):
*ha!
*i bet my tolerance levels
*are amazing
Pete says (7:27 PM):
*ya..if ur beer is 1.5 percent sure
Takken says (7:28 PM):
*why, why do I always get these witty remarks. have some faith in me will ya
*I have had
Pete says (7:28 PM):
*u love it
Takken says (7:28 PM):
*47.7 % vodka
*no i don't
*And I survived
Pete says (7:28 PM):
*half the bottle cap?
*rofl
Takken says (7:28 PM):
*FUUUUUUUU
*it was about
*1/8 of a big cup
Pete says (7:28 PM):
*one bottle cap
Takken says (7:28 PM):
*and it was horrible
Pete says (7:29 PM):
*u wuss
Takken says (7:29 PM):
*i thought i was going to be knocked out
*it burned my throat so badly
*i cried
*but then
*i realized that i endured
Pete says (7:29 PM):
*serves ya right for thinking ur mr tough guy
Takken says (7:29 PM):
*and was more manlier than ever
*lol
*i was curious
*:P
Pete says (7:30 PM):
*well dumbass
*drinking vodka straight tends to do that
*especially shit vodka
*want some good shit?
Takken says (7:30 PM):
*it was tanqueray
*i drank
Pete says (7:30 PM):
*that is gin
Takken says (7:30 PM):
*oh
Pete says (7:30 PM):
*asshat
Takken says (7:30 PM):
*lolol
*FU
Pete says (7:30 PM):
*gin is horrible
Takken says (7:31 PM):
*my knowledge on alcoholic beverages
*is 0
*really?
*i thought the canadians love them
Pete says (7:31 PM):
*oh fuck ya
Takken says (7:31 PM):
*and their ale
Pete says (7:31 PM):
*well i dont
Takken says (7:31 PM):
*:P
Pete says (7:31 PM):
*i dont drink hard stuff
*it ends up in a bad way if i do
Takken says (7:32 PM):
*cold beers are better anyway
Pete says (7:32 PM):
*if you want a really smooth vodka though, try grey goose
*smooth as water, but very expensive here
Pete says (7:34 PM):
*did ya pass out again from sniffing bottle caps?
*prolly sniffing contact cement too i bet
Takken says (7:34 PM):
*nah
*damn you
Takken says (7:35 PM):
*i remember sniffing
*markers
*=l
Pete says (7:35 PM):
*did the other kids stick em up your nose when you were passed out and you woke up covered in black ink?
*i would have..



Then he signed out.:D

Damn you Pete, damn you!

My comp keeps cutting out on my ass!:'(

Takken says (7:55 PM):
*i saw wut u did
*u evil bastard
Pete says (7:56 PM):
*wanna new name?


Then he signed out again...

lmfao, thats epic.

I think we're going to have some sort of new feature around here. Something like Pick on the Twig Week maybe. I dunno.

Haha, lightweight.

I'd suggest thimble sized shots, but you'd probably get wasted off just a few of those too.

Looks like a conversation between a alcoholic and a little kid, haha >u<

Seriously TK sue yourself when you hand out such personal information, this makes you look like 8 years old. I tasted dads coughmedicine, it was yuckie!

omgomgomg Go pete! Takken you really shoulddnt admit the fact tht you are a lightweight to DM, especially when it is inevitable that apathy will find out :p

hehe, for a minute there I was expecting a real convo with Justin Bieber. lol Takken get a 36 pack of keystone and go get wasted right now. DM Greygoose is tha shit btw. I want to know what Apathy drinks before he cruises around in his rape van.

^ ditto