The Heart Broken Text (</3) Redemption tutorial.

Have you ever been talking to a friend of a loved one and said something not to bright and then was hit with the BHB (Broken Heart Bomb)? If so, this tutorial will show you how to redeem yourself! (Does not work in serious situations, unless the Heart Broken Victim has a great sense of humor).

This is the step by step instructions: -Results May Vary-

Heart Broken Victim: Hey, sorry about last night at the movies. I had Taco Bell and it just ran right through me.

You: Yeah, you were rankin' it up LOLOLOLOL.

Heart Broken Victim: </3

BOOM, you've just been hit with the BHB. You may be asking yourself "What do I say next? Do I say 'sorry' or 'lol I was just kidding'. NO, the Heart Broken Victim will be very aware the next time you two are together and it will not be a fun time. What is the correct answer you might ask? Simple. Act stupid. Why stupid? Because it's been proven to be loved.

Examples:

Jackass - People loved everything about it.
Youtube Comments - They are so stupid, it's great.
Homer Simpson - He's the MAN.
Actually any cartoon father or reality father - They are all stupid and that equals greatness.

Now back to what you say to redeem yourself - ACT STUPID.

Heart Broken Victim - </3

(Capitalization is optional but gives the stupidity +10)

You - OMG SOMEONE JUST CUT YOUR HEART IN HALF! DON'T WORRY I CAN RESCUE YOU, ACTUALLY PROBABLY NOT. YOUR HEART IS CUT IN HALF. ACTUALLY YOU PROBABLY DIED AWHILE AGO AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO MYSELF BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME SO I KIND OF NEED TO PICK YOU UP AND TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE OR PEOPLE WILL THINK I AM CRAZY FOR TALKING TO MYSELF. SHIT I JUST TALKED TO YOU AGAIN, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST RUN.. NO BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK I COMMITED THE CRIME... HMMMMMM. ooo a squirrel.

Done. The Heart Broken Victim should be cured. If not, sorry your on your own but for those it worked for - read on.

If you get a text back with the following:

FIXED Heart Victim - <3 OR =D OR ILY OR anything similar.

Respond back simply:

You - OMG I DID FIX YOUR HEART! =D I SHOULD BE A DENTIST!

Congratulations on your successful Heart Broken Text Redemption.

I hope this helps, god bless and don't forget to live life at it's fullest.

TUTORIAL TRADEMARKED AND BRANDED BY MuZik.