˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ
I had to copy and past that since I can't type upside down lol
here you can type your funniest chuck norris jokes that you heard or made up.
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˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ
I had to copy and past that since I can't type upside down lol
here you can type your funniest chuck norris jokes that you heard or made up.
I heard chuck norris have a third dick under his bear.
I want to be like Chuck Norris. Walk on water, swim on land.
Suck my dick and call me Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris is actually the caus of ghosts, killing souls faster than death can posses them.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick through the fax.
Chuck norris took a doo dee and named it Mr.T
(couldn't swear since theres kids in the forum.)
Chuck Norris jokes were so 2005. :|
Ha, these are a few I remember though:
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never crys.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris..... was here.
There's no real proof of how Hitler died.
I said Chuck Norris gave him the SIT DOWN look and he died.
Chuck Norris once shot down a fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling BANG