Originally Posted by
Distello
Welcome Martin.
Now that you have entered there is no way to get out, you are destined to spend an eternity in this guilt-stricken hell hole with the rest of us soulless disciples. We spend our days singing christmas carols and playing blackjack, sometimes, if we're lucky, someone's relative sends us a VHS tape to watch, usually it has really interesting subjects like Paint Stripping: A handy how-to guide or How Grass Grows: an in-depth guide. We don't actually have a VHS player but we do have an old pre-war betamax player which we converted to play VHS tapes in the late 80s... or was that 90s... it's so easy to lose track of time here.
We all gather around the fire to watch these thrilling experiences on Apathy's Nintendo 'game boy', sometimes it can be a struggle to see when DM planks has fatass in the middle but we get by that with the help of restraints and a whole lotta' duck-tape.
You'll be glad to know that food is a non-issue, there are plenty of flies around to share amongst us all.
Anyway, enjoy your stay.
Yes I'm slightly on the drunk side.