1001 ways to die!

Post 1 way to die. When we get to 1001 i'll change the name to 2001 :p. i just want to see how creative you guys can be when it comes to ways of dying. ( Not a emo thread LOL)

Put a number when you post.

1. Your taking a shower and you slip on soap you fall on the tub and break your neck.

2. You sit at your PC playing some game for 1 week straight and die of undernourishment.

3. You slit you wrist

Get lead poisoning from a wig.

Headbutt a pint glass full of vinegar until you die.

have an elephant sit on your head xD

7. You get eaten by a zombie.

8 you get so drunk you fall of a cliff

9. Have a drunk guy who fell off a cliff land on you traveling down at 9.8 meters per second per second.

Splash acid into your eyes, whick doesn't stop pennetrating your body until it has reacehed the bottom of your feet.

11. drown in custard

12. Swing a sledgehammer into your stomach.

13. You fall into a volcano.

14: A volcano falls on you.

15. During your hitchhiking tour around Australia you get bitten by a deadly spider whilst you are asleep in your tent, thus killing you without you knowing it.

16. Being crushed by a 16 ton weight.

17. You get roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. Duh.

18. Being attacked by koala bears.

20. being eaten by your grandma :O!

21. A rift opens up and a monster comes out and eats you, then he uses your bones as a toothpick.

21. Being suffocated by a whale landing across you mouth.



We missed 19 hence the second 21 xD

22. Trying every way to die in this thread.

? to Papa?? :P

23. Being attacked by a banana

24. Being attacked by a vicious rabid papa.

25.Being eaten by the devil within thing that daemon made

26. Being beaten down with a Ratchet.

27. Being attacked by a swarm of M-Birds.

28. Being tortured to death by Papa's endless CnC's.

:P

29.Trying to count everypost on the GFXvoid and dying of boredom...

30. Papa stabbing you.

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Originally Posted by Aristodemus

30. Papa stabbing you.

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..31..With a suattering iron.

32. Choking on a pretzel

33. Being eaten by a whale.

34. not really being immortal

Eaten by cannibals ( RATCHET DONT! )

36.getting stabbed to death with sharpened toothpicks dipped in salt

37. getting your arm cut off and being beaten with the wet end of it.

38. slitting your throat with razor sharp pokemon cards

39. attacked by cluckzilla

40. Being killed by super chicken (stabbed with it's nib) :D