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"if you seek information, go forth and enquire google. Instead of fucking spamming threads."

-ME!!!

"I can't believe it's not butter"

"The second you are born, you're already dieing..." :D

The precondition to freedom is security.
Rand Beers

Life is just an interlude to death.

There's no darkness without light!

Destiny loves fearless people, that's why i'm going to jump from this twenty-story building now

What a beautiful way to kill ~deathnote

Todd -"What's up, sir"
Me- "Not much, I just need some updog"
Todd- "...What the hell is updog?"
Me-"Not much. 'Sup with you?"

"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."

Tavro, i loled at the first one :D

There comes a time in your life when everything falls apart, later on comes a time when you no longer give a damn about it ~

When you see that you are achieving something, you dont realize you are going far from your goal. When you achieve you goal, you see that you achieved something - My Personal Experience :)

fail to prepare, prepare to fail - some poster

"Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach, teach gym"

The world belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -unknown.
(my fav by far)

All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.

Benjamin Franklin

"To reach for the stars you must have arms." -me

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst. Was on Bourne Ultimatum :P

"I'm not racist, I have a black and white television."
-Anonymous.

(I found this quote on a website and it never said who made/posted it.)

Guy 1:- "Can you smell onions?"

Guy 2:- "No.."

Guy 1:-"What? Not even up close?"

LOL that made me laugh xD classic slapstick quote there for ya

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. - Gandhi.

O RLY?

YA SRSLY

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Originally Posted by Kanye West

“Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson,
Got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson.”

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Win!

What luck for rulers that men do not think.
-Hitler

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Originally Posted by Miril

What luck for rulers that men do not think.
-Hitler

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That explains a lot about Hitler.
He should just had his moustache shaved, that would have made much things good.

"I think therefore I am dangerous"

My quote of the day is " "

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Originally Posted by Splinter.

My quote of the day is " "

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So many intresting meanings..

If you can't see it, it's not there.

Friends are alot like condoms. They protect from things when they are hard.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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:)

Quote:

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SUPERluke. says:
shit!
«PEEEETARRR - kun» says:
hm?
SUPERluke. says:
i got man juice on my school jumper
«PEEEETARRR - kun» says:
.....
SUPERluke. says:
spunk.

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msn convo with lewk....

HAHA.
I can't think of any quotes. :|

I hate two thing: racism and black men

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Originally Posted by Garis

I hate two thing: racism and black men

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its not racism if u hate every minority equally.

The buddy system is important, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!"

You all have normal names, go die! - GFXVoid member