This or That?

Pickles.

Watermelons or fried chicken?

watermelons.

melons or cherries;)

Melons ftw

sigs or avatars?

Sigs.

DSL or High-speed

high speed.

clowns or elephants?

Elephants.
Hot or cold?

hot..really hot.

supermodel or pornstar?

Pornstar. (Porstars are super models, but they just have sex....ALL THE TIME!)
Red or blue?

Blue


:D or :)

:D:D:D:D

laser vision or super hearing?