What would you do if the person above you was in your bathtub?

Jump up in the water flapping my arms and shouting geronimo! Then bodyslam!

play twister :D

Cup my butt, fart, close my cup with my other hand and open the cup into his face.

a fart jacuzzi....

Throw holy water in the bath, throw a demon in with DeadlesS so he burns and cinders with the demon. I'd of course be filming the entire thing and make millions.

dye the water brown so he thinks he has shit himself after seeing me resulting in him running away down the street butt naked

Shit myself.

Start speaking French? :P

Dump flour all over him and then tell him to get his filthy Canadian ass back to where it came from.

fuck him like i'm a pornstar.