It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. - Bill Hicks
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. - Bill Hicks
It's a beautiful day; the birds are swaying the trees are singing - Dylan Moran
' I may be an idiot but there is one thing i am not sir and that sir is an idiot '
-Peter Griffin
Expect the Unexpected.... NoFeaR
"THESE PICTURES WONT TAKE THEMSELVES" - Splinter
Happiness is merely the repression of reality, an escape into a fantasy hiding that what we try to avoid, pain, misery, and insecurity.
I'd trade happiness over reality any day.
I'd rather feel pain than feel nothing at all
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Religion is bullshit - George Carlin..
He who rawrs loudest shall win the day. ~friend on a L2 private server before a siege... it was epic...
"Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach, teach gym" - Jack Black (School Of Rock)
love that, but its soo true :D
"The colour purple shows the path to the rainbow." Takken
Lol. Aren't I bright.
My e-penis is bigger than yours.
~Miril
It's true... what? XD
Smells like cheese... - stewie griffin
It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson on the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking how did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it. No matter what. How did he know that?
~Christopher Gardner (in the movie... The Pursuit of Happyness)
If you ever dream of beating me... you better wake up and apologize.
- Muhammed Ali
The light takes over the darkness, but that doesn't mean light is always better- H@$$@N
lol didn't know wht I was writing, just made up something random
"Death smiles at us all. The best thing you can do is smile back. :)" -Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator)
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
"Even the smallest of things can make the biggest difference." - me
"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. -Norm Papernick"
"Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there." - Eric Hoffer
"I like your shoes , Lets have sex" - dunno maybe me :D
Perception is Reality. The only truth in this existence is existence itself. - S.N. Lam