Yes, but I did it cause I like tasting my own tears.
Have you ever smoked yourself retarded?
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Yes, but I did it cause I like tasting my own tears.
Have you ever smoked yourself retarded?
Yes but I got better.
Have you ever shoved a carrot up your nose?
Yes, but now it's stuck.
Have you ever fucked a sheep?
yes but it was very wooly:p
have u ever failed a blood test?
Yes, but it was for alcohol.
Have you ever drank blood?
yes but it was a bit salty...
have u ever made a bomba clott sig?
Yes, but idk what a bomba clott is..
Have you ever printed out a sig, and ate it?
yes but it tasted inky....
have u ever ate a pussy....cat?
Yes, but I was at a shady Chinese restaurant
Have you ever forgot a question and had to edit your post?
yes but it always happens to u ap:p
have u ever lost ur condom?
Yes, but she found it the next day. :P
Have you ever typed some random ass shit just for the hell of it?
yes but it was on my essay and i failed.
have u ever dreaded the return of apathy?
Yes, but then I accepted it as an inevitability, and bowed down to his greatness
have u ever forgot a question?
Never. Because I am awesome like that. :p
Have you ever answered a question that wasn't there?
yes but i'm a fool.
have u ever listened to reggae?
Yah Mon, but it was when I was going through a rastafarian phase.
Have you ever ate paint chips?
yes but it gives an insanely wierd high.
have u ever listened to screamo?
Yes but it made my head explode.
Have you ever died and gone to heaven?
Yes but I licked gods cheek so now I am back.
Have you ever wished you were a robot?
Yes but then I might short circuit and explode.
Have you ever done a backflip on a trampoline?
yes but i broke my back.
have u ever cooked and ate a ipod?
Yes but it turned on while I was chewing and the music went straight into my brain.
Have you ever tried to fly?
yes but i fell down...off the sixth floor.
have u ever ate ur final exam?
Yes, but I pooped it out on the teachers desk and made him grade it.
Have you ever punched a stranger in the back of the head.
Yes but it was chuck norris....
Have you ever licked a stranger's cheek?
yes but she liked it....happy ending;)
have u ever listened to heavy metal live?
Yes but my ears bled from the audience clapping.
Have you ever wished you were a Mexican?
Yes, but i didn't want to get deported
Have you ever ate a lit cigarette
yes but it burned my digestive tract.
have u ever had a bloody mary?
Yes, but she was a girl named mary, and was bloody.
Have you ever broke your comp?
Yes but I it pissed me off so it got what it deserved.
Have you ever wished you were your mum?
yes but she's too womanly for me.
have u ever needed a blowjob?
Yes but my hand did the job
Have you ever "pleased" yourself in public?
Yes, but It was worth it
Have you ever not needed a blowjob?
yes but i realized i was rong:P
have u ever thought dirty abt ur teacher?
Yes, but me denied my advances.
Have you ever banged someone in a bathroom?
Yes but we got caught and then had to clean up...
Have you ever jacked off in class?
Yes but it went all over the desk and I was found out.
Have you ever used a vibrator?
Yes, but I made it myself
Have you ever drank candle wax
