yes but it hardened in my throat and i died.
have u ever thought we're sickos?
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yes but it hardened in my throat and i died.
have u ever thought we're sickos?
Yes, but there more out there sicker then I, well not really...buy yeah....haha
Have you ever filmed a car crash were someone died and sent the video to the victim's family?
Yes but my friend dared me to.
Have you ever watched child porn?
yes but i really didn't.
lol....have u ever ate ur xbox?
Yes, but I thougt i'd be a square meal.
Have you ever ate your game discs
Yes but they didn't taste very good.
Have you ever played Halo 3?
yes but the disk is now broken.
have u ever ate a ps3
yes, but x360 is much taster.
have you ever tried to take shit in your hand?
Yea but it slipped out.
Have you ever caught your pee?
yes but i drank it cuz it was the nectar of life.
have u ever pissed golden ambrosia?
Yes but it hurt like hell, and I'm not about to try it again.
Have you ever shit a brick?
Yes, but it was a brick of coke I was smuggling into the country, so it was worth it.
Have you ever had a colonic?
Yes but it hurt, and was gross...
Have you ever lost your cursor?
Yes, but I cursed it, and re-found it.
Have you ever lost your marbles?
Yes but I found them under my bed.
Have you ever scene Talledega Nights?
Yes, but it wasn't as funny as I expected.
Have you seen Beerfest?
yes but i rlly didnt.
have u ever ate a 1 ton sausages
Yes, but then I took a 1 ton dump.
Have you ever ate pencil shavings?
Yes and now my stomach is full of them, and they won't come out.
Have you ever punched a teacher?
yes but it was a donkey punch;)
have u ever ate ur computer?
Yes, but It was because I thought It had real cookies in it. :p
Have you ever ate a stapler?
Yes but I had to get an operation to remove all the staples from my stomach. :D
Have you ever eaten someones hair?
Yes, but then I had to cough up a hairball.
Have you ever stabbed a guy in the kidney?
Yes but it was with a letter opener so it just caused him extreme pain.
Have you ever kicked an old lady?
Yes, but it was after she was already down.
Have you ever used a priceless painting as toilet paper?
Yes but it was the Mona Lisa so I got in so much trouble from the French Police...
Have you ever seen a cop eating donuts?
Yes, but then when I made fun of him he stopped and got mad, haha.
Have you ever punched a celebrity in the face?
yes but it was a donkey punch on paris hilton's face.
have u ever ate a stapler?
Yes but my stomach and my intestines got stapled together.
Have you ever eaten a dog?
Yes, but it was in Chinatown, everyone one doing it.
Are you a convicted felon?
Yes but I am very sneaky and haven't yet been caught.
Have you ever mugged Immortal?
Yes, but I only took back the child support I owed him. :p
Have you ever made love to a floor mop?
Yes but it didn't clean me out, like I expected it too.
Have you ever been shagged by Austin Powers?
Yes, but I shagged him right back. :p
Have you ever been raped by a Gorilla?
Yes but it wasn't him doing the raping.
Have you ever been bitten by a spider?
Yes, but instead of getting superhero powers, I got an itchy rash all over my body.
Have you ever licked the sole of a dirty shoe?
Yes but it was a hobo, so he didn't mind. :P
Have you ever eaten peanut butter off of someones tongue?
Yes, but I was really hungry at the time.
Have you ever beat someone to death with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel?
yes but it was a bar of iron soap and left a bloody pulp on my towel....which i proceeded to rinse and cook to make a delicious soup.
have u ever been taunted by a old woman in a swimsuit?
Yes but it didn't turn me on...don't worry. :P
