Banned and soon to be dead for talking about my mom.
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Banned and soon to be dead for talking about my mom.
banned for threatenin ppl over the internet
banned for taking the internet srsly
banned for not understandin that i didnt take the internet seriously..
banned for failing to note the sarcastic tone (srsly)
Banned for noting the sarcastic tone.
banned for being jealouse that he's not that good at being sarcastic.
Banned for not being a filter monkey.
banned for marrying a filter monkey!
Banned for having a link to mormon.org
banned for actually clickin it and accepting mormon faith!
Banned because I didn't. Don't you love the infobar? You know, the one at the bottom of your browser window...
King Ban
In Arthurian legend, Ban is the King of Benwick or Benoic. He is the father of Sir Lancelot and Sir Hector de Maris, the brother of King Bors, and an early ally of King Arthur.
Ban's wife Elaine is the sister to King Bors' wife Evaine. Together they have Lancelot, but while travelling in Britain in support of Arthur, Ban sleeps with the Lady de Maris, who becomes pregnant with Hector, Lancelot's half-brother. Ban and Bors are eventually killed by their enemy, the Frankish king Claudas, and Lancelot is taken by the Lady of the Lake to her abode, where he is later joined by Bors the Elder's sons Lionel and Bors the Younger. When the children grow up and become Knights of the Round Table, they aid Arthur in finally defeating Claudas and reclaiming their fathers' land.
You're Banned!
Banned because we're not in fucking arthurian legend.
Banned because u Call yourself the plagarism police
Banned for not banning sic for being a hypocrite. Or something.
I know the sig's crap. No, I don't care.
*screeechhhhh*
RERUNS!!!
Banned for eating yoghurt!
(read the first post of this thread)
Banned for having silky pants!
Banned for having a huge boner!
Banned for deleting my last post :(
banned for... omg that bitch in ur sig looks fine as hell... oh whr was I? yea.. banned.. *fap fap fap...*
Banned for fapping.
Banned for using an obscure term for masturbation.
Banned for being half a man and half as amazing as me.. xD
Banned for forgetting the third period in the elipse.
banned for being smart.
Banned for being from Denmark.
banned for continued discrimination based on location
Banned for having a png in your sig.
banned for living in canada.
Banned because I don't.
banned becuz i really wanna know wut ur real name is!
banned for even care
banned for poor grammar
Banned for having "ass" and "cock" in his signature.
banned for not liking ass
Banned for having three tuts.
banned for not knowing my fourth
