"Yes, but" game

Yes ,ut I ate them coz I was hungry

Have you ever said the word ever?

Yes, but I never say ever and never together.

Have you ever plucked a chicken and wondered how the chicken felt?

Yes so i tried to shove feathers into my arm, but it didn't work.
Have you ever had a friend?

yes,But I Killed him ,He never gave me chocolate!

Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror?

yes,but then I have smashed it.
Have you ever talked to yourself?

yes, but in fairness the person i was talking to walked away from me while i was talking.

Have you ever slapped your kitten.

Yes but only because it scratched me.
Have you ever seen a horse penis?

Yes, but it was on basic cable, so it was blurred out


Are you an arborphiliac?

Yes but I don't know what it means.
I even couldn't find it in a dictionary.....

Have you ever flipped through a dictionary and then realized that you had automatically stopped on the "sex" page?

Yes, but I lost interest when there weren't any pictures.

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Originally Posted by Ptka

Yes but I don't know what it means.
I even couldn't find it in a dictionary.....

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Arborphilia is when you have sex with trees and or have a sexual attraction to them, haha.


Have you ever choked on a pretzel?