Yes but they asked me to.
Have you ever made love to a cow?
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Yes but they asked me to.
Have you ever made love to a cow?
Yes and it squirted milk all over the place...
Have you ever been hit by a bone(r). :D
yes, but without the (r)..
wouldn't you just love to date Splinter?
:D unlucky the next one...ahahah
Yes, but he's too small for me ;D.
Have you ever had sex with a manbearbig?
Yes and now I'm infected with the damn virus!
Have you ever been stalked?
yes, but i beaten his ass up when i found it was Splinter...
did you ever tasted your own poo?
Yes but it wasn't poo, it was a POOdle. Doggies! :D
Have you ever died and gone to heaven?
Yes, but then God sent me down to save the world.
Have you ever drank urine?
Yes, but it was my own.
Have you ever stuck-up Jesus, and stole the Bible?
Yes but then his dad came down and beat my ass...
Have you ever been to the Church of Scientology? (It's hilarious what they say...)
Yes, but then I met Tom Cruise, so I left as quick as I could.
Have you ever stole Donald Trumps hair piece?
Yes but it looked like a dead animal on my head.
Have you watched 2 girls 1 cup???
Yes, but it was because I was the one filming it.
Have you ever participated in the gay parade?
Yes, but they kicked me out for wearing my "Nothing runs like a Queer" shirt.
Have you ever licked the floor of a dirty truckstop restroom?
