LOL! i remember that episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by billabong7329
The more a man knows, the more he forgives.
Catherine the Great
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LOL! i remember that episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by billabong7329
The more a man knows, the more he forgives.
Catherine the Great
Never! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!
-Homer Simpson
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections, but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.
-Saint Francis de Sales
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
-"Fats" Domino
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.
-William Shakespeare
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
-Author Unknown
In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
-Daniel L. Reardon
Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being the martyred slaves of time, to get absolutely drunk - on wine, poetry, or on virtue, as you please.
-Charles Baudelaire
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
-Author Unknown
I find that on the internet, everyone is very tough in an anonymous, pussy kind of way
Josh Homme
...tbh
