** Quote of the Day **

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.
-Abraham Lincoln

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
-Mark Twain

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad.
-Unknown

Lives change, friends change. To keep all your old friends is like keeping all your old clothes--pretty soon your closet is so jammed and everything is so crushed that you can't find anything to wear. Never forget your old friends, but do not push away the new ones. Be there when your old friends need you, and be thankful for the years when you meant alot to each other. But do not feel guilty if new people mean more to you now.
-Helen Gurley Brown

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
-Franz Kafka

Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
-Murphy's Laws

The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
-Jack London

You're only as good as your prostate-Mick Swartwood

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
-Bill Cosby