1001 ways to die!

Your eyes bleed to death after reading all the responces in this thread

u dont post on this thread and return to find that it still is going on, and die of disbelief.

Acid trip. You think you can fly, jump of your roof and break your neck.

Get run over by a loltrain.

suffocate on an oversized hat.

Faceplanting onto a chicken with its beak up. Beak lands in temple.

Boom dead :p

meditate to death

you eat too much bad mushrooms

you watching basketball match in beijing 2008 and lithuania vs argentina is plying. you get a shock how good lithuania is playing

death from eating too much twinkies.