World Record Thread

i'm going to push out my shit :D

I'm gonna loil

banned for loling.

oops wrong thread.

Chuck Norris once had sex in a firetruck and a bit of his sperm leaked into the engine. The firetruck is now known as Optimus Prime.

awesome one PTKA :D :D :D :D
I love jokes about chuck :D
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chuck norris pwns.

he always do.

chuck norris sez..u go to jail badboy

Yeah lol that one is my favourite. How about:
Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on Jesus. (Hope I didn't offend any Christians....)

this one is my fav I think:
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird :D

LOL, that is great. I'm going to look more up. :D
Lol this is a random one:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

LOL

Lol, yeah it's a pretty good one. Lol Immortal your your sig and avi are looking empty, where did it all go!?!?!

Chucks Norris jokes are old

Yeah but they are still classics... :P Your mom jokes are older...

working on it bro my av and sigs of course.

Oh yeah...cool. I love that Dre sig by the way, it's pretty damn sick. :D

thank u ptka:D
yeahh its wierd..some of my sigs are good..
the rest always look bummed out.:(

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2800 posts:D

Eh I have less posts than you....SAD.

i tink u always will^^
i'm a spam master:D

bam..spam tart

Eh, yeah but you joined before me. :P UNFAIR ADVANTAGE GOES TO IMMORTAL. :D

Spammed again...

its ok ptka.
u can be my spam buddy

I am the ultimate spammer. Posts Per Day: 0.45. Haha.

my ppd is like 11.61 sickk.

Yeah, I joined back in 05....so it's averaging all the way back till then.

well yeah.
i guess

Porpose

porpoise

My PPD is 6.14 but that is because I joined a while back but never posted anything... :D